Wednesday, October 27, 2010
In case you're wondering what wild animal this is, it's the Rick Dagnault native to the north end of Hamilton. It sleeps for hours at a time, consumes mass amounts of vitamin C, is purely vegetarian, and is a proud supporter of abstinence. If it wasn't for him, I would have never found Jesus, never learned to embrace other cultures or races, and never quit drinking. You can find him on exhibit at MataMata studios in either Hamilton, or Cambridge.
Two weeks ago at work we got a pet pig> TJ forgot to feed him, so needless to say we gouged his eyes out and cooked him, (the pig that is). Here is a picture of us playing catch with him. We named him kitty cat, since he was litter trained. I miss that little sucker. The bald guy is named Ronald, we just hired him, he's from Uganda and only speaks in click clacks. We had to train him how to put on work clothes, since he showed up in a loin cloth on his first day. He's more than suffice to work for rice and floor scraps.. just kidding we don't even let him eat, that's why he's so skinny.
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Sunday, August 22, 2010
This is Steve, he works at the Queen & Beaver with me. Usually he's telling the chef to fuck off, and throwing hot pans full of oil at the Vietcong dishwasher we have named Oliver. One time I casually asked him why he had so much rage, he simply pulled his chef knife out, threw it at his own left toe, looked me in the eye and said SIX SIX SIX EIGHTY EIGHT. I never talk to him anymore, shortly after this picture was taken he threw our chef down the stairs and ripped his shirt off. The only this that calms this infernal bad boy temper is the soothing sounds of R&B.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
This is Marybeth and Arnold, they have just recently become married. It's kinda cool that they did this, because she is a food runner, and he is a dishwasher. I don't know if they fully comprehend what they have done, because all Arnold is able to say is "yes" and "i can burger eat?". I saw them kiss the other day and Marybeth burped right into Arnold's face. They both still live with their maternal parents, and I don't foresee them moving in together anytime soon. I hope all the best for them.