Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Rick
In case you're wondering what wild animal this is, it's the Rick Dagnault native to the north end of Hamilton. It sleeps for hours at a time, consumes mass amounts of vitamin C, is purely vegetarian, and is a proud supporter of abstinence. If it wasn't for him, I would have never found Jesus, never learned to embrace other cultures or races, and never quit drinking. You can find him on exhibit at MataMata studios in either Hamilton, or Cambridge.
new pet
Two weeks ago at work we got a pet pig> TJ forgot to feed him, so needless to say we gouged his eyes out and cooked him, (the pig that is). Here is a picture of us playing catch with him. We named him kitty cat, since he was litter trained. I miss that little sucker. The bald guy is named Ronald, we just hired him, he's from Uganda and only speaks in click clacks. We had to train him how to put on work clothes, since he showed up in a loin cloth on his first day. He's more than suffice to work for rice and floor scraps.. just kidding we don't even let him eat, that's why he's so skinny.
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Steve
This is Steve, he works at the Queen & Beaver with me. Usually he's telling the chef to fuck off, and throwing hot pans full of oil at the Vietcong dishwasher we have named Oliver. One time I casually asked him why he had so much rage, he simply pulled his chef knife out, threw it at his own left toe, looked me in the eye and said SIX SIX SIX EIGHTY EIGHT. I never talk to him anymore, shortly after this picture was taken he threw our chef down the stairs and ripped his shirt off. The only this that calms this infernal bad boy temper is the soothing sounds of R&B.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Newlyweds
This is Marybeth and Arnold, they have just recently become married. It's kinda cool that they did this, because she is a food runner, and he is a dishwasher. I don't know if they fully comprehend what they have done, because all Arnold is able to say is "yes" and "i can burger eat?". I saw them kiss the other day and Marybeth burped right into Arnold's face. They both still live with their maternal parents, and I don't foresee them moving in together anytime soon. I hope all the best for them.
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Robbie Williams
Monday, August 9, 2010
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
summer
the fact that i haven't updated this blog in a month, coincides with how i've been feeling lately...
LAZY
LAZY
Friday, July 2, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
This is Michael
He is my stepbrother
I've known him for five years, and he still has never said more than a sentence at a time to me. The most he has said to me in the past year is "hello". He didn't even say thank you for the christmas gift I bought him. I don't know if he's just a total asshole, or if he lacks any normal social skills.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Sometimes
I want to live in the country, and not deal with peoples bloated city lives. Once stripped off all the frivolous necessities of the city, perhaps people can be real. Maybe, just maybe, peoples true intentions would shine, and you could really get to know people. I could just be free, and not feel like i'm being tamed. I want a truck, I want to never wear shirts, I want the peaceful sounds. No cell phones, no facebook, no twitter, no cable, no public transit, no suits. Just me and my dog. I could walk for miles, climb the apple tree, nap in the long grass, skip stones on the lake. I could leave it all behind any day, it's there for me.
Monday, June 7, 2010
Sunday, June 6, 2010
Friday, June 4, 2010
Monday, May 31, 2010
Justin Bieber
This is Justin Bieber, you can catch him playing with his swoop and hanging with Usher. While getting denied at every club ever for being too young, he's also buying them all up and turning them into Chucky Cheeses'. It's also been speculated that he has a crush on me, maybe him and Luda should sing baby to me, and i'd consider taking his money.
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
East LA
Monday, May 24, 2010
They say the thing with moving on,
is that you actually try to move on.
You my friend are not.
You cry out for help, but never take it.
You ask for advice, but throw it to the side.
I won't be the middle man in this affair anymore.
You my friend are not.
You cry out for help, but never take it.
You ask for advice, but throw it to the side.
I won't be the middle man in this affair anymore.
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Gettin' sumsum
Locked in
Lowriders
Monday, May 10, 2010
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
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