Justin Bieber

This is Justin Bieber, you can catch him playing with his swoop and hanging with Usher. While getting denied at every club ever for being too young, he's also buying them all up and turning them into Chucky Cheeses'. It's also been speculated that he has a crush on me, maybe him and Luda should sing baby to me, and i'd consider taking his money.

past few weeks

HAHAHA LOOK AT PARKIE EAT HAHAHA, and he wanted to wheel atDance cave.....

everything in reverse

some homeless people, a guy with no shirt on, some pies
get into it

Fuck you asshole

East LA

This is Ramiro, aka el vato loco. While not starting riots and three story fires, he enjoys listening to cypress hill. Last week I wore the color red and he almost slit my throat. He is from chile, and they don't take kindly to rock and roll. You should check out his buick fairlane on fo fos.

They say the thing with moving on,

is that you actually try to move on.
You my friend are not.
You cry out for help, but never take it.
You ask for advice, but throw it to the side.
I won't be the middle man in this affair anymore.

cry baby

"oh my god the cops are here, what am i going to tell my parents?"

Gettin' sumsum

"just tell me, when i get home are we gonna have sex?"



"i'll be back with that pizza in 10 mins baby"

Locked in

The other week Parkie decided to lock his door without a key, and then mangle his door handle to get back in. It "falls out sometimes", leaving him locked in his own room. Ooops

Lowriders

This is Jeronimo, otherwise known as J-traino. While not out busting caps in east LA in his elcamino, he mules for the cartel.
BUT ACTUALLY, if you see him on the street walk away, he's got that latino heat.

i canz take picturez 2

oh baby you're so cute when you slam back that poutine

how to pickle red onions, and then clean the dishes

mondaze

how to impress a girl on a first date, and how to work out proper like and stuff

a brief history of the past 5 days?