Wednesday, October 27, 2010


In case you're wondering what wild animal this is, it's the Rick Dagnault native to the north end of Hamilton. It sleeps for hours at a time, consumes mass amounts of vitamin C, is purely vegetarian, and is a proud supporter of abstinence. If it wasn't for him, I would have never found Jesus, never learned to embrace other cultures or races, and never quit drinking. You can find him on exhibit at MataMata studios in either Hamilton, or Cambridge.


I'm glad this guys garage has tons of useful shit around it.

new pet

Two weeks ago at work we got a pet pig> TJ forgot to feed him, so needless to say we gouged his eyes out and cooked him, (the pig that is). Here is a picture of us playing catch with him. We named him kitty cat, since he was litter trained. I miss that little sucker. The bald guy is named Ronald, we just hired him, he's from Uganda and only speaks in click clacks. We had to train him how to put on work clothes, since he showed up in a loin cloth on his first day. He's more than suffice to work for rice and floor scraps.. just kidding we don't even let him eat, that's why he's so skinny.

Sunday, September 26, 2010


you're the most beautiful girl in the world..

Sunday, August 22, 2010


This is Steve, he works at the Queen & Beaver with me. Usually he's telling the chef to fuck off, and throwing hot pans full of oil at the Vietcong dishwasher we have named Oliver. One time I casually asked him why he had so much rage, he simply pulled his chef knife out, threw it at his own left toe, looked me in the eye and said SIX SIX SIX EIGHTY EIGHT. I never talk to him anymore, shortly after this picture was taken he threw our chef down the stairs and ripped his shirt off. The only this that calms this infernal bad boy temper is the soothing sounds of R&B.

Last call @ Dakota

man i'm good at getting my tag up

Wednesday, August 18, 2010


This is Marybeth and Arnold, they have just recently become married. It's kinda cool that they did this, because she is a food runner, and he is a dishwasher. I don't know if they fully comprehend what they have done, because all Arnold is able to say is "yes" and "i can burger eat?". I saw them kiss the other day and Marybeth burped right into Arnold's face. They both still live with their maternal parents, and I don't foresee them moving in together anytime soon. I hope all the best for them.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Robbie Williams

This is Robbie Williams, he's a good friend of mine. I've never fully let him live down the decision to quit Take That and go solo. Ah well, he did end up being a multimillion dollar recording artist. Behave yourself.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

just playing with tenderloins

Butchery is the best.


i should really update this a little more often

Tuesday, August 3, 2010


the fact that i haven't updated this blog in a month, coincides with how i've been feeling lately...

Friday, July 2, 2010

don't steal my blog steez

alex made a friend
asian man want rice

Monday, June 28, 2010

the picture explains everything


This is Michael

He is my stepbrother
I've known him for five years, and he still has never said more than a sentence at a time to me. The most he has said to me in the past year is "hello". He didn't even say thank you for the christmas gift I bought him. I don't know if he's just a total asshole, or if he lacks any normal social skills.

Monday, June 14, 2010

fucking stupid

but actually.
I don't know why I even bother sometimes, no one is worth it.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010


I want to live in the country, and not deal with peoples bloated city lives. Once stripped off all the frivolous necessities of the city, perhaps people can be real. Maybe, just maybe, peoples true intentions would shine, and you could really get to know people. I could just be free, and not feel like i'm being tamed. I want a truck, I want to never wear shirts, I want the peaceful sounds. No cell phones, no facebook, no twitter, no cable, no public transit, no suits. Just me and my dog. I could walk for miles, climb the apple tree, nap in the long grass, skip stones on the lake. I could leave it all behind any day, it's there for me.

Monday, June 7, 2010

this dog was spayed

i've never sweat so much in a shop/ had awkward looks at me like


Friday, June 4, 2010

oh hai thurr fozzy

"Your hair is just as shiny as mine, wanna kiss?"

That's it

Stay Cold

Monday, May 31, 2010

Justin Bieber

This is Justin Bieber, you can catch him playing with his swoop and hanging with Usher. While getting denied at every club ever for being too young, he's also buying them all up and turning them into Chucky Cheeses'. It's also been speculated that he has a crush on me, maybe him and Luda should sing baby to me, and i'd consider taking his money.

past few weeks

HAHAHA LOOK AT PARKIE EAT HAHAHA, and he wanted to wheel atDance cave.....

Saturday, May 29, 2010

everything in reverse

some homeless people, a guy with no shirt on, some pies
get into it

Fuck you asshole

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

East LA

This is Ramiro, aka el vato loco. While not starting riots and three story fires, he enjoys listening to cypress hill. Last week I wore the color red and he almost slit my throat. He is from chile, and they don't take kindly to rock and roll. You should check out his buick fairlane on fo fos.

Monday, May 24, 2010

They say the thing with moving on,

is that you actually try to move on.
You my friend are not.
You cry out for help, but never take it.
You ask for advice, but throw it to the side.
I won't be the middle man in this affair anymore.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

cry baby

"oh my god the cops are here, what am i going to tell my parents?"

Gettin' sumsum

"just tell me, when i get home are we gonna have sex?"

"i'll be back with that pizza in 10 mins baby"

Locked in

The other week Parkie decided to lock his door without a key, and then mangle his door handle to get back in. It "falls out sometimes", leaving him locked in his own room. Ooops


This is Jeronimo, otherwise known as J-traino. While not out busting caps in east LA in his elcamino, he mules for the cartel.
BUT ACTUALLY, if you see him on the street walk away, he's got that latino heat.

Monday, May 10, 2010

i canz take picturez 2

oh baby you're so cute when you slam back that poutine